Jeff Kinney
Jeff Kinney
American author and cartoonist who created the Diary of a Wimpy Kid children's book series. He is also known for establishing the popular children's website, Poptropica.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionChildren's Author
Date of Birth19 February 1971
CityFort Washington, MD
CountryUnited States of America
nuggets chicken-nuggets chickens
I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget
jealous aunt looks
Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg
hay great-writers i-like-him
hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot
kids one-day way
Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.
rooms firsts criminals
I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.
doe ifs
that if you don't read nobody does
writing want stuff
It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.
mom giving advice
I got to give mom credit for how she handled it.She didn't try to pry and get all the details. All she said was that I should try to do "the right thing" because it's our choices that make us who we are. I figure that's pretty decent advice. But I'm still not 100% sure what I'm going to do tomorrow.
advice trying would-be
My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.
dark swimming naps
Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.
summer morning school
I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.
mom smart kids
Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.
weekend taste bed
The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.
hot
hope your birthday is hot hot hot