Jeff Lindsay
Jeff Lindsay
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPlaywright
Date of Birth14 July 1952
CountryUnited States of America
jobs order guy
I don't do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos.
heart dark moon
It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky and into the quivering ears of that dear old voice in the shadows, the Dark Passenger, nestled snug in the backseat of the Dodge K-car of Dexter's hypothetical soul. That rascal moon, that loudmouthed leering Lucifer, calling down across the empty sky to the dark hearts of the night monsters below, calling them away to their joyful playgrounds.
philosophical men fire
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches
idiot like-me
She really did like me, the idiot.
incompetence happens
It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.
fun too-much too-much-fun
And I was having too much fun to stop now.
sheep wonderful used
Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.
feelings concepts
Me, feeling. What a concept.
pain enormous bother
Why bother inflicting enormous pain on yourself when sooner or later Life would certainly get around to doing it for you?
fun brain wanted
This was just no fun. I wanted my brain back.
guilty enjoyable
I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.
stupid perfect long
I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.
wicked said courses
But of course, there's no rest for the wicked, which I certainly am; as I said, no rest for the wicked.
laughing people logic
Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.