Jeff Richards
Jeff Richards
Jeffrey Hanson "Jeff" Richards is an American actor, stand-up comedian and impressionist. Richards has the distinction of being the first person ever to be a cast member on both Saturday Night Liveand its rival sketch show, MADtv. He is perhaps best known for his frequent SNL character "Drunk Girl"...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 October 1974
ball boot call foot high kids next talented weird
It was a very pretty goal. They've got some very talented kids with foot skills. ... We like to call that the 'Midland High long ball,' because historically (Midland) will boot one long ball down the field, and one weird thing will happen, and ... the next thing you know, you're down 1-0.
again beat chance early game good team win
We really want to win that (tournament), not only because it would be good for us but because Ann Arbor Huron is a team that beat us early in the year, and we thought it was a game where we could have won. ... We want to play them again and have a chance to win.
ball coming falling goal high kick moved needed played playing spot start teams
I don't know why we keep coming out flat. We spot teams one goal and then we start to play. We played a little too much kick ball. It's not the way we were playing the other day. For some reason, we keep falling back into this kick ball stuff. Midland High moved the ball the way we needed to.
against beginning chance games group learn playing ranked record teams top tough
I told the guys, 'Our record doesn't show how we're playing as a team.' We had all of our tough games against top teams that are ranked at the beginning of the year. ... We didn't have the chance to learn to play as a group offensively.
ball best player puts struggles
He's probably the best player on our team. When he puts the ball in the net, he's an All-State player. But sometimes he struggles to put the ball in the net.