Jen Lancaster
Jen Lancaster
JenniferLancasteris an American author whose titles have appeared on the New York Times bestseller list. As of August 2015, she has twelve published books...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
CountryUnited States of America
memoirs people tend
I'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything.
asking book choose dogs kindle love
Asking me to choose between a traditional book and a Kindle is like asking me which of my dogs I love most.
citizens coke democrats hesitate opposed pepsi versus whether yankee
Our citizens never hesitate to take sides against one another, whether it's Democrats versus Republicans, Coke drinkers opposed to Pepsi enthusiasts or Yankee loyalists against Red Sox aficionados.
amazing bigger supposed
The iPad's all about proprietary apps that are supposed to be amazing on the bigger screen.
conscious kids
You know how it's almost impossible for kids to not say what they think? That's me. I have to make the conscious effort to be situationally appropriate.
exactly love woe
We all know exactly what we love, and woe is you if you're on the other side.
hanging-out
Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.
sleep air mind
I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air
sleep night wake-up
You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.
husband fighting thinking
I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, 'Oh I want to talk to someone.' But the minute you take what bothers you outside the bond between you and your husband, you let someone else into the relationship and that causes a wedge.
stories quitting ends
I tried, it was hard, I quit, the end. Story of my life.
mean stops unless
Unless 'Wii Fit' stops acting like a mean girl, it's over between us forever.
best drill expects perform until
When you think about a drill sergeant, a drill sergeant expects you to perform your best, and if you don't, they're going to stay on you until you do.
kept laid people sending
When I got laid off, I would write my friends these 15-page-long emails. This was before people had personal emails, and my friends would tell me that I was going to get them fired if I kept sending them stuff, so I started a website.