Jerry Lawler
Jerry Lawler
Jerry O'Neil Lawleris an American semi-retired professional wrestler and color commentator. He is signed to WWE. Lawler is known throughout the professional wrestling world under the ring name Jerry "The King" Lawler...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWrestler
Date of Birth29 November 1949
CityMemphis, TN
CountryUnited States of America
heavyweights champion hell
What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
arkansas manure happens
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
cheating caught
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
beer snakes bottles
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
two-best-friends snakes jake
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
wwe fire giving
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
wwe paper toilets
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
wwe jackets
Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
wwe legs looks
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
naughty wwe coma
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
wwe santa bags
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
wwe dancing seizures
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
wwe
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
two guy mind
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.