Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey
James Eugene "Jim" Carrey is a Canadian American actor, comedian, impressionist, screenwriter, and producer. He is known for his highly energetic slapstick performances...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth17 January 1962
CityNewmarket, Canada
CountryCanada
running color psychics
I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing.
night people trying
Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would be screaming at me to do my old act, and getting actually violent and angry at me.
chocolate months six
You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.
depressing hate heart
I don't hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you.
horse thinking important
I think it's important never to look a gift horse in the mouth, never to overlook your talents [and] what you're good at.
funny witty worst-enemy
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
death dying pieces
When someone you love dies, you don't lose them all at once. You lose them in pieces over time, like how the mail stops coming.
life-and-death psychiatrist messiah
My psychiatrist says I have a messiah complex. But I forgave him.
happiness feel-good feels
Isn't it cool when the days that are supposed to feel good, actually do?
guilt care want
I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.
selfish thinking sick
I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.
grateful believe computer
Be grateful. Find something to be grateful for. Don't do too many things that make you feel like you deserve to lose because we do program our own computers. I believe there is a plus and a minus column and if you end up on the minus column, your own conscience will make you lose.
christmas daughter mother
My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time.
talking two aces
There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; (1) Don't tell everything you know, and (2) until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.