Jim Davis
Jim Davis
Cartoonist whose famously sarcastic cat, Garfield, first appeared in 1978. His other works include Gnorm Gnat and Tumbleweeds.
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth28 July 1945
CityMarion, IN
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If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
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It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
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There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
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He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
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When all else fails, look cute.
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Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
good-morning monday good-day
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
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Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
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An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.
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Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
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When in doubt, pig out!
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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.