Jim Jefferies
Jim Jefferies
jesus blessed giving
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and all that type of bullshit, going up there and doing a flat 20 [minutes]. I reckon I'd have better stagecraft and presence than Jesus. Yea, I'm a better stand-up comedian than Jesus, so I reckon I could go on after him.
people giving gone
I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being an actor. We give Oscars to people and it's like, 'Aw, this person is the greatest person on earth', but being an actor is pretty easy in comparison to stand-up comedy. It's no surprise that several stand-up comics have gone on to become great actors. I don't know any great actors that have gone on to become great stand-up comics.
club fantastic great hearts interested owner people success support wants wrong
I think there will be a lot of people interested in the job. Hearts are a fantastic club with a great support and an owner who wants success and there is nothing wrong with that.
achieve consistency last level season suffered team together
Last season we put together a young team and suffered because of inconsistency. Now we need to achieve a level of consistency and so far, so good.
clouds head
I think his head was still in the clouds from his goal.
points six three top work
We were made to work for the three points but that is the top six now.
bad dropped obviously results
We're obviously disappointed to have dropped two points, but the other results on the day haven't been too bad for us.
advisor financial himself involved reckon
I have a financial advisor who advises me but he wouldn't reckon himself to be involved 'in the game'.
cardinal corner defend determination
It was a cardinal error. You've got to defend the corner with a lot more determination than we did.
blow energy gives lose steven
It was a blow to lose Steven so early. We need the energy that he gives us.
chances created few played punished
Coventry played well that day and created a few chances but we punished them,
bunch controlled gary great maybe pick switched time
Gary was the pick of the bunch for me, he was magnificent. Maybe it's time Walter was here. He controlled the midfield, switched the play and made some great tackles.
gary good hard waiting works
Gary has been waiting for his chance. His link-up play is good and he works so hard for the team.
cost gets money team
He's not going to cost me a lot of money and if he gets into the first team it will be a bonus.