![I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and all that type of bullshit, going up there and doing a flat 20 [minutes]. I reckon I'd have better stagecraft and presence than Jesus. Yea, I'm a better stand-up comedian than Jesus, so I reckon I could go on after him.](/assets/img/quote-photos/i-wouldnt-mind-gigging-around-the-same-era-as-jesus-after-he-gives-his-speech-a.jpg)
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