Jim Jefferies
Jim Jefferies
advisor financial himself involved reckon
I have a financial advisor who advises me but he wouldn't reckon himself to be involved 'in the game'.
cracking five four game hammer players teams
It was a cracking game of football, with two teams going hammer and tongs for 90 minutes. These players always keep going to the end and have done that four or five times already this season.
clouds head
I think his head was still in the clouds from his goal.
funny children thinking
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
atheist dying scared
I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.
hate gay religion
If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.
drinking australia games
We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.
faces
Can't punch women in the face!
jesus blessed giving
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and all that type of bullshit, going up there and doing a flat 20 [minutes]. I reckon I'd have better stagecraft and presence than Jesus. Yea, I'm a better stand-up comedian than Jesus, so I reckon I could go on after him.