Jim Norton
Jim Norton
funny humor pussy
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.
funny humor problem
I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.
funny hate humor
For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.
funny humor cracks
I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open
funny new-year hate
God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand naked in the mirror. "You little fat-titted mediocre failure!" You ever do that for 3 hours on New Year's Eve.
funny running humor
I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great. After three years she wants to run out and find a guy that doesn't hit her.
badass guy couscous
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.
funny humor hug
I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.
funny humor aids
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
funny sex humor
You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
funny humor periods
No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
funny humor college
What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!
funny grateful humor
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
funny hate humor
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.