Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel is an American television host, producer, writer, comedian, voice actor, musician and radio personality. He is the host and executive producer of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a late-night talk show that premiered on ABC in 2003. Kimmel also hosted the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards on September 23, 2012...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCelebrity
Date of Birth13 November 1967
CountryUnited States of America
olive
See Andy, ... one day you're going to be right here, between Ernest Torrance and Olive Borden.
terrible
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.
blonde dumb fooled smart woman
Don't be fooled by the dumb blonde routine. This woman is as smart as a rock.
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When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember until you're on the radio again, sometimes in your old radio station and sitting with the guys you used to work with and you go, 'Oh yeah, I can't say these things anymore. I'm handcuffed.'
commanding fans halftime lakers lead offended past plan taken
What I said about Pistons fans during halftime was a joke, nothing more. If I offended anyone, I'm sorry. Clearly, over the past 10 years, we in L.A. have taken a commanding lead in post-game riots. If the Lakers win, I plan to overturn my own car.
cool
What would be cool is if you avenged a rapper,