John Green
John Green
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
Date of Birth24 August 1977
CountryUnited States of America
thinking bedroom shirts
Lacey shrugged bashfully. “Do you think I’m superficial?” “Well, yeah.” I thought of myself standing outside Becca’s bedroom, hoping she’d take her shirt off. “But so am I,” I added. “So is everyone.
laughter laughing safety
I’m not up for laughing, but their laughter makes the room feel safer, so we begin to explore.
voice cracks spokes
She spoke quietly then, the tiniest crack in her voice, and all at once Lacey Pemerton was not Lacey Pemberton. She was just—like, a person.
fun heart said
My heart is really pounding," I said. "That's how you know you're having fun," Margo said.
song mean rocks
I laughed and pointed out that "Hash Browns Mean Nothing Without You" was a pretty good name for a band. "Or a song," the Duke said, and then she started singing all glam rock, a glove up to her face holding an imaginary mic as she rocked out an a cappella power ballad. "Oh, I deep fried for you / But now I weep 'n' cry for you / Oh, babe, this meal was made for two / And these hash browns mean nothing, oh these hash browns mean nothing, yeah these HASH BROWNS MEAN NOTHIN' without you.
different fine
You can't just make me different, and the leave. Because I was fine before.
heart neighbor crooked
We can't love our neighbors till we know how crooked their hearts are.
love-you drug gateways
I love you' really is the gateway drug of breaking up.
sweet flirty one-day
Cold one day, sweet the next; irresistibly flirty one moment, resistibly obnoxious the next.
metaphor pretentious
You live for pretentious metaphors.
cancer congratulations miracle
I told Augustus the broad outline of my miracle: diagnosed with Stage IV thyroid cancer when I was thirteen. (I didn’t tell him that the diagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You’re a woman. Now die.)
real cancer math
There was quite a lot of competitiveness about it, with everybody wanting to beat not only cancer itself, but also the other people in the room. Like, I realize that this is irrational, but when they tell you that you have, say, a 20 percent chance of living five years, the math kicks in and you figure that’s one in five . . . so you look around and think, as any healthy person would: I gotta outlast four of these bastards.
romantic boys awkward
Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy . . . well.
family school years
I hadn’t been in proper school in three years. My parents were my two best friends. My third best friend was an author who did not know I existed.