John Mulaney
John Mulaney
John Edmund Mulaneyis an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work as a writer on Saturday Night Liveand as a standup comedian. He was the creator and star of the Fox sitcom Mulaney, a semi-autobiographical series which aired from October 2014 until its cancellation in February 2015...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 August 1982
CountryUnited States of America
nice crazy people
It's nice when you're nervous and everybody's like, "Yeah, you should be nervous." Because a lot of times you're anxious and people say, "Relax. Shut up." And that just feels like, Well, I guess I'm also crazy.
animal people
Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken
two badness compare
If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.
lucky idiot treatment
I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.
tables rooms sometimes
I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.
kids interesting lasts
I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.
relief introvert heroin
In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
book names garbage
Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines
stuff failing stills
The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
fun relief heroin
It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin,
gay towns homeless
Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.
thinking people crowds
I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So turning on the crowd is only going to alienate the few people who might like it.
mean expectations people
People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done.
Things don't exist until they exist.