Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson
John William "Johnny" Carsonwas an American television talk show host and comedian, best known for his 30 years as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Carson received six Emmy Awards, the Governor's Award, and a 1985 Peabody Award. He was inducted into the Television Academy Hall of Fame in 1987. Johnny Carson was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1992 and received a Kennedy Center Honor in 1993...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 October 1925
CountryUnited States of America
If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.
I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
According to statistics, it's a lot easier to get hit by lightning than to win a Lotto jackpot. The good side: you don't hear from your relatives.
Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.
Democracy is the eagle on the back of a dollar bill, with 13 arrows in one claw, 13 leaves on a branch, 13 tail feathers, and 13 stars over its head - this signifies that when the white man came to this country, it was bad luck for the Indians, bad luck for the trees, bad luck for the wildlife, and lights out for the American eagle.
May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!
The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.
I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.
George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?
I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.
We're more effective than birth control pills.
Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.
Maybe we should hold the next [Olympic] games in Afghanistan and hope the Soviets pull out of that one too.