Johnny Vegas
Johnny Vegas
Michael Joseph Pennington, Sr., better known as Johnny Vegas, is an English actor and comedian, known for his angry rants, surreal humour, portly figure and high husky voice...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 September 1971
watches comedy fine
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
spiritual people leader
For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
kind organised
I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.
confidence children hands
When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.
cheese fans bigs
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.
wise block said
Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.
priests electric sermons
Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
actors tough
It can be tough as a jobbing actor.
strong parent lovely
It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.
fun memories kids
I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my memories aged nought to ten are all bound up together in a mesh of innocence and fun.
depression rain shopping
The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to counselling should actually go to a room with a QVC seller for half an hour and let them find the qualities within them. For example, they'd look at me and say, 'To anybody else this looks like a stomach but, actually, his feet never get wet in the rain.
going-away wikipedia use
I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away with no more than you could get off Wikipedia, where most of it's invented anyway.
illumination house obsessed
I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a bit like Blackpool illuminations, I go bonkers!
certain domino-effect effects
There's a domino effect with certain things you say.