Joy Behar

Joy Behar
Joy Beharis an American comedian, writer, actress, and a co-host on the ABC daytime talk show The View. She hosted The Joy Behar Show on HLN from 2009 to 2011 and Joy Behar: Say Anything! on Current TV, from 2012 until the channel switched formats in August 2013. Behar's new weekly late-night talk show, Late Night Joy, premiered on TLC on November 4, 2015...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth7 October 1942
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!
Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?
You really have to know who you are. It takes, uh it's not that easy.
It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.
Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.
Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.
I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.
Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.
Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.
I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.
A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.
Well you know how some people have cancer in their family and some have heart disease. My family was basically heart disease,
You reach a point when you say to yourself, 'Do I want to keep doing this?' There are other things on my plate I want to do - I've been writing a play; I've been neglecting my standup.
I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.