Judy Tenuta

Judy Tenuta
Judy Tenutais an American entertainer, actress, comedian, author, producer, and accordionist. She is noted for her brash onstage persona, alternating insult comedy with self-promotion as the "Love Goddess."...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 November 1956
CityOak Park, IL
commit dating lazy
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
bring forget laugh people says
Nothing makes my day more than when someone comes up to me and says I bring them joy. That's why I do it, to make people laugh their butts off and forget about their problems.
italian half polish
I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.
suicide suicidal dating
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
training god-love goddess
Love Goddess in training. It could happen.
friendship anger bad-friend
Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you....
philosophy professors
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.
real bottles body
You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.