Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkingtonis an English television presenter, author, actor and former radio producer. He gained prominence as the producer of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's radio programme on XFM. He appeared on The Ricky Gervais Show, presented the Sky travel comedy series An Idiot Abroad, and made his full acting debuton Gervais' 2012 comedy-drama series Derek. Pilkington is a co-founder, along with Gervais and Merchant, of RiSK Productions, a television production company. Pilkington currently stars in the Sky 1 travel documentary...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth23 September 1972
CityManchester, England
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.
I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.
That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.
Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.