Kelley Armstrong
Kelley Armstrong
Kelley Armstrong is a Canadian writer, primarily of fantasy novels since 2001...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth14 December 1968
CountryCanada
forget psychopath darling
You forget, darling, I am the local psychopath." ~Clayton Danvers, Bitten
next steps rottweilers
The rottweiler stood his ground and waited for me to take the next step in the dance of ritualized intimidation. Instead, I leaped at him. Screw ritual. Now was not the time to stand on ceremony.
guy popularity said
You guys are weird," Tori said. Simon sat on the crate beside me. "That's right. We are totally weird and completely uncool. Your popularity is plummeting just by being near us.
karma coffee ignorant
Picture a place called the Karma Kafe and it'll save me the bother of describing it. There was nothing in it you wouldn't expect, from the Buddha flowerpots to the wallpaper decorated with symbols that probably said, "If you bought this just because it looked pretty, may Buddha piss in your coffee, you culturally ignorant moron.
negative reviews made
Reviews are great. I can read negative reviews and say, You know that point they made... they were dead on.
writing style needs
Young writers need to be encouraged to write - just write - with no restrictions on form, style or content.
morning writing blame
I grew up writing about the paranormal, and I blame too many Saturday mornings watching Scooby Doo.
writing worry borrowing
I don't read much of what I write because I worry about unintentionally borrowing something.
two ashes foxes
Umm, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you suppose to be dead? Currently being chased by two Cabals? You're waltzing around Vancouver, eating in restaurants?" (Ash)"Hell no," Corey said. "I never waltz. I do the fox-trot sometimes though.
reading passion storytelling
Storytelling is my passion, and it rises from a love of reading.
fighting lunch want
Tell me when you want to pick it up again." "Tell me when Satan starts a snowball fight." "I'll do that. Lunch?
girl guy likes
Why is it that every time a girl says a guy is bothering her, it's fluffed off with oh, he just likes you, as if that makes it okay?
epic long safe
She's useful to me, I'm useful to her. As long as that continues, Rowan Street is safe from an old-lady smack down of epic proportions.
body mocha firsts
First you buy me a mocha. Then you let me help you hide a body. Now you take me to a biker clubhouse. Best. Day. Ever.