Ken Dodd
Ken Dodd
Kenneth Arthur "Ken" Dodd, OBEis an English comedian, singer-songwriter and actor, identified by his trademark unruly hair and protruding teeth, his red, white and blue "tickling stick" and his famous, upbeat greeting of "How tickled I am!". He also created the world and characters of the Diddy Men, with 'diddy' being Liverpudlian slang for small...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 November 1927
educational night men
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'
funny humor night
Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.
teeth finished my-own
My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.
night empires trouble
The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.
family mother children
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
television monsters eating
Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them.
funny-things differences comedy
Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.
laughing seven minutes
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them.
laughing faces trouble
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!