Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Frank McKinney Hubbardwas an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth1 September 1868
CountryUnited States of America
Kin Hubbard quotes about
memory regular tongue
A long memory and a long tongue are regular ole cronies
curb husband near stands tries woman women
The woman that tries t' keep up with the' procession don't see near as much as her husband who stands on the' curb
appearance being-pretty penalties
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
humorous boys men
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
sick pet literature
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
pockets pay flattery
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
mistake home trying
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
appearance being-pretty penalties
Getting talked about is one of the penalties.
time lazy-people literature
A loafer always has the correct time.
select
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
funny-marriage wife only-time
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
brave attractiveness fairs
None but the brave can live with the fair.
resignation seems
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
guests literature uninvited-guests
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.