Kin Hubbard

Kin Hubbard
Frank McKinney Hubbardwas an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth1 September 1868
CountryUnited States of America
talking people looks
Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
doctors modern-life poor
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
daughter worry parent
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.
morning simple night
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
writing recommendations hardest
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
money law pockets
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
education son men
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
laughter laughing advice
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
people favors birth
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
fashion men barricades
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
society quiet said
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
jingles prosperity suspicion
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
editors government years
Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
women want shows
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.