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funny-marriage return fantasy
One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. Bernard Malamud
funny-marriage pay investment
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Bob Monkhouse
funny-marriage tvs buttons
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. Rick Reilly
funny-marriage guy want
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. Sam Kinison
funny-marriage forever soul
The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever. Russell M. Nelson
funny-marriage wife only-time
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. Kin Hubbard
funny-marriage wife too-much
Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same. Oscar Wilde
funny-marriage done married
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. Henny Youngman
funny-marriage wonder blushing
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about? Gracie Allen
wife mistress may
Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife. Charles Caleb Colton
wife people fancy
I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a basic eater. I still go into Cracker Barrel. Those are the kind of people who like the kind of music I'm making. Alan Jackson
wife google bother
Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything! Akshay Kumar
wife culture today
The situation of the factory worker today is reminiscent in certain respects of that of the nineteenth-century capitalist whose wife dragged him reluctantly toward "culture" and away from his "materialistic" preoccupations. David Riesman
wife boards poor
I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English. David Brainerd
wife pace world
As for my wife, I would you had her spirit in such another; The third o' th' world is yours, which with a snaffle You may pace easy, but not such a wife. William Shakespeare
wife care too-much
One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much. Aaron Spelling
wife anything-and-everything deserve
I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything.
wife bored lovely
I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely. Alan Titchmarsh
only-time
The only time you'll ever have is now. Brian Tracy
only-time free-press presses
The only time you have a free press is when you own one. H. L. Mencken
only-time
The only time a relationship is good is when you really love them. Leighton Meester