Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Frank McKinney Hubbardwas an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth1 September 1868
CountryUnited States of America
Kin Hubbard quotes about
memory regular tongue
A long memory and a long tongue are regular ole cronies
curb husband near stands tries woman women
The woman that tries t' keep up with the' procession don't see near as much as her husband who stands on the' curb
literature consumerism hardest
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
agreement skins fool
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
music thinking tunes
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
christmas children mean
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
appearance being-pretty penalties
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
humorous boys men
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
sick pet literature
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
pockets pay flattery
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
doctors modern-life poor
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
money law pockets
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
laughter laughing advice
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
jingles prosperity suspicion
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion