Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger is an American actress, comedian and writer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionScreenwriter
Date of Birth13 June 1969
CountryUnited States of America
bad marriage
I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.
american-comedian detest goal indecent message movies proposal rich send sleeping small ultimate woman women
I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
ceiling fists love parking punching
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
drinking night thinking
I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.
everything-happens-for-a-reason insightful lame
The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing. They always say, 'Everything happens for a reason.' As lame as that sounds, I guess it’s better to hear it out loud. Because when you hear it in your own head, it sounds like, 'Anything can happen with a razor.