Marc Maron
Marc Maron
Marcus David Maronis an American comedian, podcaster, writer, actor, musician, director, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 September 1963
CityJersey City, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
writing opportunity want
I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the opportunity to write a show about your life.
years important stuff
As I became very conscious and more aware of things I got very into the beatniks and that kind of stuff. They were very important to me for a few years.
funny reading humor
I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.'
funny humor years
In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.
funny book humor
I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if I'll get to the book. But I'm certainly excited about the day where I can't find the book, and I get to say, 'Where the hell is my anger management book?!'
funny sex cancer
I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer, it's a plague on your spirit, it really is. And I actually cured jealousy in a very weird way - I cured it with mathematics. And I'm not a math person at all, but I've been with my wife for about seven years, so we have had sex probably, I'd like to think, like, 9 million times or, at least, 1,500. So, the way I figured it, if she goes out and screws some other guy once - I'm still winning.
funny christian mistake
He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.
funny crazy humor
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking down the street in Manhattan one day, and I realize maybe it's those guys you see walking down the street talking to themselves. You know, those guys that are like, 'I can't! No, I can't!' Maybe the other side of that conversation is God going, 'You're the new leader.' 'No I can't!' They're not crazy - they're reluctant prophets.
funny humor thinking
I'm not a racist. It's really case by case; it's not ethnicity specific. It's just the way I react to things that are different. I think that's normal. Everyone's nervous when they're confronted with things that they don't understand or are different. That's a normal human reaction. It doesn't become racist 'til you say things like, 'Oh, there's a lot of them.'
funny humor air
I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.
tired talking people
I sort of get tired of myself sometimes. When you're busy, your life becomes relatively small. But I never get tired of talking to other people.
funny dad humor
My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.
guy mind way
In a lot of ways, I'm seeking some sort of peace of mind for myself. I'm a fairly emotionally petty, resentful guy who has an inflated sense of himself, and I needed to take that down a notch.
ideas obscurity possibility
There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.