Mark Russell
Mark Russell
Mark Ruslander, known professionally as Mark Russell, is an American political satirist and comedian best known for his parody music, which he performs while accompanying himself on piano...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 August 1932
CityBuffalo, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.
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The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.
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Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.
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The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
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Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.
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The regulation on the PGA Tour is 72 holes -- that was put in place by the players, ... We make every effort to finish on Sunday by 6Êp.m. Eastern time, but if we don't, we go to Monday.
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We feel that the blockbuster sale of RMA to NCO Group is an indication of transactions to come as private equity looks toward a sale as a way to profit from investments made a number of years ago.
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We were able to negotiate terms outside the quoted rate.
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Wall Street recognizes the value generated by successful debt purchasing companies, but it is quick to react negatively to escalating portfolio prices, executive and employee turnover, and revenue recognition issues.
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We predicted in Q1 2005 that debt buyers would generate a significant portion of the total deal volume and value for the year, and that is exactly what happened.
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We're just moving along as quick as possible.
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Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy.