Mark Russell
Mark Russell
Mark Ruslander, known professionally as Mark Russell, is an American political satirist and comedian best known for his parody music, which he performs while accompanying himself on piano...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 August 1932
CityBuffalo, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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He gets the lifetime achievement award. But, it's all pretty equal opportunity. No president ever let me down.
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It's indicative of the boom-boom days of Houston when that building was built. It's synonymous with a great image and success that Texas Commerce and Chase brought to the building.
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It's a beautiful mix. I think there's enough business to go around for even more.
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This aircraft self protection security system warns of potential close proximity threats to aircraft parked on the ground.
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European debt purchasing and receivables management market leaders will generate strong interest in 2006 due to the expected growth potential of those markets over the next several years. In the U.S., small and mid-sized agencies that are specialized in fast-growing niche markets, such as the government, healthcare and commercial industries, will also be considered attractive acquisition targets by larger players that are in need of diversifying their service offerings and market focus.
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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
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If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
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People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
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You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
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The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.
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The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.
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Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.