Mark Russell
Mark Russell
Mark Ruslander, known professionally as Mark Russell, is an American political satirist and comedian best known for his parody music, which he performs while accompanying himself on piano...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 August 1932
CityBuffalo, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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He gets the lifetime achievement award. But, it's all pretty equal opportunity. No president ever let me down.
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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
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If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
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You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
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The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.
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Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
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The regulation on the PGA Tour is 72 holes -- that was put in place by the players, ... We make every effort to finish on Sunday by 6Êp.m. Eastern time, but if we don't, we go to Monday.
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We were able to negotiate terms outside the quoted rate.
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