Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
heart men race
What a man sees in the human race is merely himself in the deep and honest privacy of his own heart. Byron despised the race because he despised himself. I feel as Byron did, and for the same reason.
funny sports inspiration
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
integrity inspiration men
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
inspirational graduation education
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
drinking night scotch
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
inspirational life truth
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
funny humorous men
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-
sarcastic sarcasm would-be
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
people religion sacred-things
We despise all reverences and all objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us.
inspiration cat men
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
death motivational-sports fear
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
attitude law-of-attraction impossible
They did not know it was impossible so they did it
kindness book communication
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
funny sarcastic sex
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.