Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
worst happened worst-things
Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.
insanity insane criminal-mind
Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles
lonely loneliness love-yourself
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
neat-and-tidy soul literature
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.
epic drawing silence
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
editors eggs bugs
The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.
funny compassion feelings
All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.
funny witty inspirational-life
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
funny life sarcastic
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
ignorant body knows
Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.
supposing-that guessing goes-on
Some things you can't find out; but you will never know you can't by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be patient and go on experimenting until you find out that you can't find out.
funny life death
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
rivers water mexico
Until I came to New Mexico, I never realized how much beauty water adds to a river.
wedding flower sunshine
A marriage...makes of two fractional lives a whole; it gives to two purposeless lives a work, and doubles the strength of each to perform it; it gives to two questioning natures a reason for living, and something to live for; it will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life.