Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
home civilization two
Is it, perhaps, possible that there are two kinds of Civilization-one for home consumption and one for the heathen market?
party civilization differences
There is a great difference between feeding parties to wild beasts and stirring up their finer feelings in an inquisition. One is the system of degraded barbarians, the other of enlightened civilized people.
relationship kindness men
Kindness is a language herd by deaf men and felt by blind men.
writing trying do-you-know
The writing begins when you’ve finished. Only then do you know what you’re trying to say.
years together remember
Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred million years --and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together.
age genius youth
Genius has no youth, but starts with the ripeness of age and old experience.
names training opinion
Training- training is everything; training is all there is to a person. We speak of nature; it is folly; there is no such thing as nature; what we call by that misleading name is merely heredity and training. We have no thoughts of our own, no opinions of our own; they are transmitted to us, trained into us.
men together heirs
They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.
dog math names
Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the strange and godless names work out their several salvations from their piteous and wonderful difficulties without help of mine, for indeed their trouble is sufficient as it is, whereas an I tried to help I should but damage their cause the more and yet mayhap not live myself to see the desolation wrought.
ignorance clean-desk needs
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
flattery compliment delivery
The happy phrasing of a compliment is one of the rarest of human gifts, and the happy delivery of it another.
cat writing over-you
That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.
support age charity
In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.
men medicine moral
Conscience, man's moral medicine chest.