Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.
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I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
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Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
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The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - 'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
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It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
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We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that a savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter.
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There are two forces that can carry light to all corners of the globe - the sun in the heavens and the associated press down here
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Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.