Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
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Interpreting the dance: young women in white dancing in a ring can only be virgins; old women in black dancing in a ring can only be witches; but middle-aged women in colors, square dancing...?
flirting greatest-love shame
The exhibitionist loves to flirt with shame
generosity refrain knows
Generosity knows how to count, but refrains.
back-roads credo scepticism
Scepticism is always a back road leading to some credo or other.
lonely people flow
Lonely people keep up a ceaseless flow of commentary on themselves.
aphorism
In an aphorism, aptness counts for more than truth.
critical-spirit meddling knows
The critical spirit never knows when to stop meddling.
views turkeys stories
Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey.
men complaining bores
When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.
goes-on
Even alone we go on justifying ourselves.
liquid money-power saving-money
Money: power at its most liquid.
birthday age walking
The wisdom of age: don't stop walking.
determination nice hard-work
Courage, determination, and hard work are all very nice, but not so nice as an oil well in the back yard.
love frogs enchanted
A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.