Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
dream men horny
Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi.
trouble nobody-knows knows
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen: even less, the trouble I've successfully avoided.
gone trouble
Our troubles keep us going.
trouble
More are weakened than strengthened by their troubles.
riches poverty poor
The rich are never as possessed by their riches as the poor are by their poverty.
merit rich feels
The rich feel full of merit.
rich should
The rich are happier than we are, and should be.
likes exit paradox
Paradox likes contradictions with exits.
paradox contradiction
Paradox implies that stating a contradiction disposes of it.
successful innovation conventions
Successful innovations become conventions.
thinking way opinion
I change my opinions often, but not my way of thinking.
strong character people
Holding unconventional opinions makes people feel they have strong characters.
vulgarity-is innocent sophistication
Vulgarity is innocent; urbanity is not.
change score sophistication
Sophistication knows the score, but is powerless to change it.