Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
sexy needs littles
To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear.
sex bedfellows attraction
Sexual attraction makes the strangest bedfellows of all.
sex determined discouraging
The popping of bubblegum discourages the most determined lecher.
sex night age
An illicit love affair seems sweetly old-fashioned in the age of one night stands and orgies.
sex body
Sign at the orgy: BODIES ONLY.
sex real imaginary
Sex is not imaginary, but it is not quite real either.
sexy sex sight
Everyone makes sexy sounds; relatively few, sexy sights.
ambition vanity gullibility
Vanity is easily duped. Ambition, not.
ambition imagination way
Imagination awakens ambition, then causes it to lose its way.
ambition intention drifting
Aimless drifting also fulfills an intention.
differences knows
I know that I am very much like everybody else, but not really.
learning research headache
Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.
flattery insult contempt
Your flattery is as full of contempt as your insults were.
cost insult enjoy
Enjoy the insult as you deliver it, before you learn its cost.