Maureen Johnson
Maureen Johnson
Maureen Johnsonis an American author of young adult fiction. She has published ten young adult novels to date, including the Shades of London series and the Suite Scarlett series...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth16 February 1973
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny-things
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.
contradiction mass
I am a mass of contradictions.
flirting trying puppy
Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.
faces roommate lit
And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.
cocky autumn people
Dr. Everest, got up and gave us a little pep talk. Mostly it boiled down to the fact that it was autumn, and everyone was back, and while that was a great thing, people better not get cocky or misbehave or he'd personally kill us all. He didn't actually say those words, but that was the subtext.
santa feels warm
I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.
funny-life lines brevity
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
proximity familiarity
Proximity doesn't breed familiarity.
nice bras fixture
One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra
faces combat
We Deveauxs preferred to talk you to death, rather than face you in physical combat.
married reason spots
Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for those spots that are so hard to reach by yourself.
paris needs reason
Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason.
sausage matter pork
No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.