Natasha Leggero
Natasha Leggero
Natasha Leggerois an Italian-American actress, comedienne and former frequent roundtable panelist on friend Chelsea Handler's late-night talk show Chelsea Lately...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 March 1974
CityRockford, IL
CountryUnited States of America
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You can always tell an actor by the bored look in their eye whenever someone else is talking.
funny humor relax
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.
funny humor college
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
funny party humor
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.
funny-love love-you love-is
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
funny humor
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?
being-yourself thinking talking
Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.
funny sex humor
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
use fans retard
Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.
funny mother humor
I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said, 'You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.' And I said, 'Yes, but you see, I've reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?'
funny jesus humor
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
funny humor thinking
I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
funny baby humor
Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
funny cousin humor
Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.'