Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald
Norman Gene "Norm" Macdonald is a Canadian stand-up comedian, writer, producer and actor. He is best known for his five seasons as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, which included anchoring Weekend Update for three years. Early in his career, he wrote for the sitcom Roseanne and made appearances on shows including The Drew Carey Show and NewsRadio. He starred in The Norm Show from 1999 to 2001. Comedy Central named him #83 on the five-part miniseries 100 Greatest...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 October 1963
CityQuebec City, Canada
CountryCanada
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
It is better to be idle than employed in ill.
I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.
I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking; I'm terrible at acting; I'm terrible at dealing with executives; I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.
Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
You can't love your team without hating another team.
Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered their vanity.
If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.