P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke
Patrick Jake "P. J." O'Rourkeis an American political satirist and journalist. O'Rourke is the H. L. Mencken Research Fellow at the Cato Institute and is a regular correspondent for The Atlantic Monthly, The American Spectator, and The Weekly Standard, and frequent panelist on National Public Radio's game show Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!. Since 2011 O'Rourke has been a columnist at The Daily Beast. In the United Kingdom, he is known as the face of a long-running series of television...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth14 November 1947
CountryUnited States of America
Intelligence collection has been given an additional bureaucracy to correct the problems created by too much bureaucracy in intelligence collection.
Guns are always the best method for a private suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.
The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average.
No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal
Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.
Wherever there's injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening.
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
Those who do not know history are probably also not doing well in English or math. P.J. O'Rourke
Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.