P. Wodehouse

P. Wodehouse
Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse, KBEwas an English author and one of the most widely read humorists of the 20th century. Born in Guildford, the son of a British magistrate based in Hong Kong, Wodehouse spent happy teenage years at Dulwich College, to which he remained devoted all his life. After leaving school he was employed by a bank but disliked the work and turned to writing in his spare time. His early novels were mostly school stories, but he later...
chap clothes forgotten looked poured
The Right Hon. was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'When!'
choose companion short
If I had had to choose between him and a cockroach as a companion for a walking-tour, the cockroach would have had it by a short head.