Patrice O'Neal
Patrice O'Neal
Patrice Malcolm Oneal, usually credited as Patrice O'Neal, was an American stand-up comedian, radio personality, and actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 December 1969
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
case deal means quite regardless starting
The case is I talk for a living, so I should be able to say anything I want to say regardless of how you feel. What we're starting to deal with now is your opinion matters, but to be quite honest, your opinion means nothing.
laughing people levels
Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.
jobs people public-opinion
People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose my job 'cause I offended somebody? No, of course not. Your life should never be affected by public opinion.
winning want winner
Women don't want to win, they want a winner.
glad
I'm really glad my food comes murdered.
trying weakness decent
I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.
song crazy needs
I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.
order buffets needs
I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.