Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt
Patton Peter Oswaltis an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor and voice actor, known for roles such as Spencer Olchin in the sitcom The King of Queens, voicing Remy in the film Ratatouille and playing multiple identical brothers on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth27 January 1969
CityPortsmouth, VA
CountryUnited States of America
mean comedian ponds
I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.
acting firsts schedules
I identify [myself] as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.
passion long situation
You can be an amateur and have a passion for something, but it takes a long time to actually become a professional, meaning that you can handle any situation.
new-york car comedian
You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your stuff is kind of public, in one way or the other. I'm not saying either one of those is bad; they're both great for a very specific kind of comedian. And I'm glad that they both exist.
believe zombie waste
Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.
team hair sound
Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with frosted hair and chain wallets. Actually that's not completely horrible.
plates method consumption
It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
cowboy magic puppets
Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.
reality victory world
If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness.
kids rocks cds
My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No Jacket Required, and I'll rave about it. 'Do you like rock 'n' roll? 'Cause this is rockin' good stuff, kid.'
order fire zombie
Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes.
hate meals stand-up-comedian
Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
life people silence
There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while.
mcdonalds people transformation
People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.