Paul Will
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Paul Will
cost birth certificates
My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn't buy it back. I don't know, really. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back.
together
I'm not a great practiser at all. We were never great practisers. The Beatles would come together for about a day before we had a tour, to make sure the amp worked.
pleasure i-realized mines
I realized marvelling at nature was a deep pleasure of mine.
christian relatives-and-friends people
That's not really important what religion people are attached to, because by the same argument I have a lot of Christian friends and Moslem friends. It's just happened that I do have a lot of relatives and friends who are Jewish.
salad-dressing who-i-am years
Twenty-five years ago I couldn`t walk down the street without being recognized. Now I can put a cap on, walk anywhere and no one pays me any attention. They don`t ask me about my movies and they don`t ask me about my salad dressing because they don`t know who I am. Am I happy about this? You bet.
law two black
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second is "Just when things look darkest, they go black.
opportunity differences making-a-difference
The need is great and so are the opportunities to make a difference.
law racing useless
Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.
pulse chance checks
I check my pulse and if I can find it, I know I've got a chance
experts
Who's to say who's an expert?
scarves news aphrodisiac
For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac.
home hamburgers may
I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger?
privilege
It's been a privilege to be here.
things-to-do right-thing
When you see the right thing to do, you'd better do it.