Paul Will

Paul Will
rich obsessed being-rich
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
names people remember
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
glad following
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
dad son ham
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
sister faces ugly
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
mystery recycling hell
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
interesting looks spices
I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
worst-moments comedy stage
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
piano
I'm Liberace without a piano.
comedy realism believability
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
way stories love-story
I laughed all the way through Love Story.
dad lying hate
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
house mind paper
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.
father interest shows
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.