Paul Will
Paul Will
house done paper
If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.
school past years
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
funny humorous air
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
new-york central-park guy
On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't, he said: Do you mind if I mug you here?
monday morning thinking
When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.
sports football morning
Everybody who plays top-level sport, whether it's golf or football, or whatever, needs to get into 'The Zone'... For me personally, on the morning of a round, preparation is always about getting into the zone. The less I communicate with other people, the better. I'm trying to rehearse in my mind what I am working on in my game: going through my swing keys, going through my putting keys. When I get to the course I get the pin positions for the day and I'll analyze those. I'll make a strategy for the golf course and look how I'm going to play it
golf exam week
We all knew the exam we were going to sit this week.
attitude passion past
Passion has determined our past. Attitude will determine our future.
golf missing wages
The TV and the public pay our wages and they like to see professional golfers mess it up. Missing a green with a chip shot - when do you see that? It's great to see exciting golf like we had last week.
two people six
The power of telly is surprising. If you're in a six-part series, you're famous while it's on - people point in the street. Two weeks later it all goes back to normal.
patterns humans seeing
I love humans; always seeing patterns in things that aren’t there.
actors repeats
As an actor, you get hired to repeat yourself. It wears you out.
sleep giving give-me
Brighton gives me the heebie-jeebies. When I'm near the seafront I can't sleep, I can't eat.
careers looks
Careers are what they are, they don't make any sense at all when you look back. We're not in charge of them.