Paul Will
Paul Will
white awards people
White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that.
mean weapons
Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.'
animal may gorillas
No wonder circus animals do what they do: They tortured them. And you know the only ones they can't control? It's the chimpanzees. You can't control them. That's why you never see a gorilla in a movie, because the gorilla may decide there'll be no filming.
white upset black
Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43.
dirt brooms knows
A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is.
white hair people
If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.
america racism racism-in-america
I have nothing to do with racism in America; it was here when I got here.
people denial want
People don't want to hear the truth, they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy. And then when they get caught up in it, they start being in denial because they don't want to be wrong.
real white mad
We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers.
differences effects our-lives
It's not always the things we do that make the biggest difference in our lives; it's often the things we avoid doing that have the biggest effect.
audience
Point of sale is where you reach 100% of your audience 100% of the time.
strong coffee black
I like my coffee like I like my women - Black and Strong.
kids justice needs
The single largest variable that predicts SAT scores is family income. If you want higher SAT scores, you need to get your kids born into wealthier families. You know, it's great to tell kids to pull themselves up by their own boot straps, but you better put boots on them first.
wise issues people
'We the People' established the Constitution. Did we really do so to somehow keep ourselves out of the decision making. Are we only wise when it comes to electing people capable of governing our affairs, but wholly without the intellect to decide issues for ourselves?