Pinky Mulligan
Pinky Mulligan
last night ought slept
There's something you ought to know. I slept with Cosmo last night.
doctor time
Stork bite. It'll go away, the doctor said, probably by the time she's in kindergarten.
test
I'm getting that paternity test in two weeks.
fake
He wouldn't have to. They could use an impostor and fake the signature.
heading home kids
I've got to be heading home. The kids must already be home from school.
time
It's late, honey. Time to go to sleep.
calling hate ireland month next planning thinking trip
No, I'm going to need live-in help. I was thinking of calling my mom. I know she'd come, but she's got this trip to Ireland next month with her friends; it's something they've been planning for two years, and I'd hate to...