Richard J. Needham
Richard J. Needham
Richard J. Needhamwas a Canadian humour columnist for The Globe and Mail...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionCartoonist
CountryCanada
admit difference laugh people weak
Strong people make as many mistakes as weak people. Difference is that strong people admit their mistakes, laugh at them, learn from them. That is how they become strong.
brutally enjoys possibly quite
The person who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more.
people
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
idaho problem solutions
When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.
honesty people brutality
People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.
running sex blessing
When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!
honesty men brutality
The man who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more.
looks world magnificence
I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.
love strong fall
Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.
prayer praying speak
If you would have God hear you when you pray, you must hear him when he speaks.
drug voters politician
Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money.
prayer our-prayers
God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.
love girl believe
Lovely girls are terribly insecure. They are convinced that their legs are too thick, and their bottoms are too big, and their bosoms are too small. They are conviced that their nose is the wrong shape, that their ears stick out, and that their eyes are too close together. They need a man who will tell them they are exactly right as they are. They do not believe him, but they need to hear it said.
love-is husband-and-wife fever
Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.